Folks, we’ve entered into a strange land, where the daisies grown upside down from the roof of your soul. This text is a 30 minute mishmash of minutia that crossed my mind in the eve of the gameweek.
The President has gonorrhea.
Wait, nope read that headline wrong. This is why you’re supposed to read the whole article. It was COVID all along. You know who else got VID’d?
Sadio fucking Mané.
Luckily, I wildcarded early in the week, and in a fit of sleeplessness, I decided to check the Guardian sports section. Been trying to figure out a lineup for the night that is dark and full of terrors. Here’s where we landed.
I’ll try to live tweet my reactions to this @muricafc.
Also, let’s have a moment of silence for these guys. Alas, poor Podence, we didn’t know you well. Prediction of the week: I bring him back after the international break.
Next: All my players have COVID and I am scared for my life.